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Would YOU put that in your mouth?
Those of you who know me personally know my five-year-old is quite possibly the world’s pickiest eater. She’s got about twenty-two foods she eats (yes, that’s up from twenty a year ago – she’s added...
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Baby Moron Library
A few morons are expecting younguns to be arriving into their household over the next several months. In honor of this, I thought it would be nice to put together a must-have list of books for their...
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I wonder why Indiana wants to defund Planned Parenthood?
Surely genocide and the death of the unborn is something every state should aspire to. Planned Parenthood is preparing to fight in court for its government funding in Indiana, should Governor Mitch...
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Slice of life
I just went out to get a pack of smokes, and there was an impatient-looking guy ahead of me in the checkout line who was maybe 18 to 20 years old. What was he in a hurry to buy? Not beer with a fake...
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Good news for a change
Veteran Moron Rosetta and his wife welcomed a brand new baby boy into the world today! Go over to The Hostages and say hello to Henry Wayne Rosetta. NOW!
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Daddies and daughters
A beautiful blog post of 50 rules for dads of daughters. And then the comments make me want to punch some of the readers in the (likely absent) testicles. Really, a post as beautiful as this one, a...
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Frank Miller for toddlers
Six years ago this December, I was on bed rest while pregnant with my daughter. I got the DVD of Sin City for Christmas, and while my son went to take his afternoon nap my husband, my mother-in-law,...
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I like to think of them as Darwinballs…
The CPSC has banned the sale of Buckyballs, ridding us of one of the easiest ways to weed out children whose parents are too stupid to breed. (Srsly, who lets their 4-year-old play with rare earth...
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Teaching our children life skills
What’s the first thing *you* think of when you hear the word ‘spinner‘?
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Kagogi The Destroyer
Ahhhhh, Kagogi the Destroyer, he started out so cute. That’s when he was just Kagogi, a 2 month old pound mutt. The dog catcher found him and his brother at less than 2 months on the side of the road....
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A modest proposal
You might have heard about some recent controversial comments made by MSNBC commentator and Tulane professor Melissa Harris-Perry regarding the rearing of children. Of course, since she’s on MSNBC,...
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I like to think of them as Darwinballs…
The CPSC has banned the sale of Buckyballs, ridding us of one of the easiest ways to weed out children whose parents are too stupid to breed. (Srsly, who lets their 4-year-old play with rare earth...
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